Soccer Senior Superlatives

Senior Superlatives as awarded by Vanderbilt Soccer seniors

Vanderbilt Soccer seniors award one another with “Senior Superlatives” to reflect on the last four seasons they shared as teammates and friends.

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Kaylann Boyd

Most likely to “smack a Pepsi product out of someone’s hand” (awarded by Grace Jackson)

Most likely to “know the lyrics to songs” (awarded by Caroline Saltmarsh)

Most likely to “be on aux” (awarded by Taiana Tolleson)

Most likely to “let you borrow her clothes” (awarded by Nia Dorsey)

Most likely to “be the best dancer” (awarded by Hannon Eberts)

Most likely to “name their children ‘Braverly’ and ‘Cash'” (awarded by Lauren Demarchi)

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Lauren Demarchi

Most likely to “be the proud owner of a 2009 Honda Element” (awarded by Kaylann Boyd)

Most likely to “hold a spoon clutched in her fist” (awarded by Grace Jackson)

Most likely to “cry when LeBron James left the Cavs” (awarded by Caroline Saltmarsh)

Most likely to “become CEO” (awarded by Taiana Tolleson)

Most likely to “whip out cottage cheese for a midnight snack” (awarded by Nia Dorsey)

Most likely to “always have cheez-its in arm’s reach” (awarded by Hannon Eberts)

 

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Nia Dorsey

Most likely to “be eating chocolate ice cream” (awarded by Kaylann Boyd)

Most likely to “be seen with a bowl of cereal – preferably cocoa puffs or frosted flakes” (awarded by Grace Jackson)

Most likely to “laugh at something that’s not funny” (awarded by Caroline Saltmarsh)

Most likely to “give all of her money to charity” (awarded by Taiana Tolleson)

Most likely to “be eating cereal at 9 p.m.” (awarded by Hannon Eberts)

Most likely to “split a Papa Johns pizza with me” (awarded by Lauren Demarchi)

 

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Hannon Eberts

Most likely to “be wearing a sweatshirt in 85 degree weather” (awarded by Kaylann Boyd)

Most likely to “be seen talking on the phone” (awarded by Grace Jackson)

Most likely to “be talking on the phone with her mom” (awarded by Caroline Saltmarsh)

Most likely to “spend two hours making her notes look perfect” (awarded by Taiana Tolleson)

Most likely to “break one of the locker room TVs” (awarded by Nia Dorsey)

Most likely to “have a microwavable meal for dinner” (awarded by Lauren Demarchi)

 

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Grace Jackson

Most likely to “go to bed wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt” (awarded by Kaylann Boyd)

Most likely to “be my tennis partner in 20 years” (awarded by Caroline Saltmarsh)

Most likely to “laugh at her own joke” (awarded by Taiana Tolleson)

Most likely to “fight with Leila then ask her to edit her paper five minutes later” (awarded by Nia Dorsey)

Most likely to “be best dressed” (awarded by Hannon Eberts)

Most likely to “have three-plus fringed sneakers” (awarded by Lauren Demarchi)

 

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Caroline Saltmarsh

Most likely to “be talking to or about dogs” (awarded by Kaylann Boyd)

Most likely to “be in bed before the sun goes down” (awarded by Grace Jackson)

Most likely to “trip over air” (awarded by Taiana Tolleson)

Most likely to “Facetime her dogs at 6 a.m. in her puppy voice” (awarded by Nia Dorsey)

Most likely to “have more dogs than kids” (awarded by Hannon Eberts)

Most likely to “have less than a three-star Uber rating” (awarded Lauren Demarchi)

 

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Taiana Tolleson

Most likely to “be the owner of the first Chick-fil-a in Hawaii” (awarded by Kaylann Boyd)

Most likely to “be in her feels” (awarded by Grace Jackson)

Most likely to “wear cold gear when it’s 70 degrees outside” (awarded by Caroline Saltmarsh)

Most likely to “spend her entire life savings on Lime/Bird scooters” (awarded by Nia Dorsey)

Most likely to “be wearing a puffy in 70 degree weather” (awarded by Hannon Eberts)

Most likely to “know less than five U.S. Presidents” (awarded by Lauren Demarchi)